I didn't realize that buying them all under a different name means any time I want to go online and change information, I have to log in each one separately.
Then there's the thing where I got a new credit card, so I have to log in 5 times to update my card expiry date - but I can't log in because there is a "pending" change to my account when I changed the autoload threshold. This means I have to use (each card) on a transit, then wait 24 hours, before I can get past the "pending."
It's downright Byzantine. I need a drink.